How To Eat Properly, Gods Way Best Way

YOU'RE EATING FAKE FOOD MADE FROM DEAD BABIES AND MACHINE OILS. YOUVE BEEN
EATING IT FOR A MAJORITY OF YOUR LIFE. GOD TOLD US HOW TO EAT.

It goes without saying that most Americans do not know how to eat properly, the
culture has corrupted to a point where basic discipline and self control is
demonized and attacked, obviously by people who probably need it the most.

First lets get multiple things out of the way.

Allergies aren't real.

{Begins violently emitting blood from ears, mouth, and eyes. Dies from nanobot
induced heart attack while frothing at the mouth}

Its simple, allergies are conditions and adverse reactions to artificial
poisons in foodstuffs. Peanut Butter is a great example, most Americans
genuinely believe they are allergic to peanut butter, rather most peanut
butters you will find have various seed oils whipped with them, which are
machine lubricants and wastes from various industrial processes. This is done
because peanut butter naturally separates as it sits in its jar between its
solid and liquid counterparts.  So when a American opens the jar and sees soupy
liquid at the top, they will believe it is rotten and throw it away...when all
you had to do was take a spoon and mix it back together. The oil mixed in
prevents this, this explains the unnatural appearance of most peanut butters,
and why when you eat it, it may produce a burning sensation in the mouth.

Most Christians do not know they are supposed to fast.

Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for
they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say
unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine
head, and wash thy face; That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy
Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward
thee openly.

Excerpt from the Lord's Sermon on the Mount. {King James}

God not only says to fast, but even says not to flex on the normies who aren't
doing it or try to do it for the attention of others, and not to talk about it.
Fasting of course is not only something dietary, it applies to everything,
every time the day is a fasting day you have an opportunity to participate in a
vice less. Why do Christians fast?  Christians fast to prevent idle eating and
over indulgences, it is a very important part of a Christian's life. Of course
Christians shouldn't be like the Pharisees, being super neurotic about it or
even prideful about it, if your lovely Grandma cooks you food and lays it
before you, you should probably eat it. But other than that, yes, you should be
very serious about it and try to follow the fast to the best of your ability.

Now that we have these things out of the way, what is the way to eat?

Here is a simple list of what not to eat:

- Soy.
- High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, and Corn Syrup Solids.
- Vegetable oils.
- Fast foods.
- Softdrinks.
- Most food from the grocery store after 1930.
- Food that is "easy" to eat.
- All "Vegan" and "Vegetarian" branded food.

What you should eat:

- Antidoron and Holy Communion.
- Locally made food by you or someone that you trust.
- Whatever Baba makes.
- Whatever Mama makes.
- Whatever is served at the parish after liturgy.